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　　约翰尼·诺克斯维尔和斯蒂夫·噢、巴姆、胖子佩斯顿、矮人威曼等人再度集结，制作了全新的3D版蠢蛋搞怪秀。2000至2010，十年时光，记录了他们的青春和友情，这种友情不会因为受各种弹性装置发射的巨掌、棒球、水果的击打而消散；不会因为被故意置入充满蛇的陷阱、在空中翻飞或是爆炸的厕所等险境而倒退；不会因为尿水攻击、喝下对方的汗水、用万能胶拔体毛而反目成仇。他们拥抱彼此，还包括动物，他们用身体承受蝎子、狗、岩羊、驴、牛和蜂群的攻击，他们和新朋友“屁王”一起开怀大笑。不用怀疑，这部纪录片不仅是自毁式恶搞的集合，更是一曲友谊的赞歌。

　　Out of the fifties &♯39;B&♯39; Science-Fiction monster movies, this easily ranks as the best. It&♯39;s most notable as the film that ALIEN is an unaccredited remake of, thus giving it a certain historical significance.
　　The intriguing plot is about the rescue of the only marooned survivor (Col. Carruthers) of an ill-fated expedition to Mars. The authorities, pig-headed as usual, falsely assume that he murdered his fellow crew members, so that he&♯39;d have more provisions to survive; hence he is being brought back to Earth to face court-martial for murder. (There is also a somewhat interesting plot reversal here: Most movies of this nature usually begin with the ship leaving Earth, enroute to its otherworld destination, while, in this case, the "story" is believed finished, and begins as the characters take-off from the other planet, returning to Earth). As the rescue ship is leaving Mars, a lurking, ominous shadow is seen in the lower compartment. (A frightening, atmospheric moment, accomplished through sheer economy and simplicity).
　　Carruthers insists of his innocence to his fellow captors, claiming that his original crew mates were slaughtered by a hostile, unseen presence on the desolute red planet, but three-guesses as to their reaction to his unusual plea. Naturally, he can&♯39;t prove it, and 50&♯39;s space authorities were not very alien conscience at the time. (As a side-thought, "unseen menace" may remind you of that highly "original" BLAIR WITCH).
　　As everyone sacks out, a hapless supporting charactor whose name is at the bottom of the casting list (guess what will happen to him?) hears something in the lower compartment. Despite your futile "don&♯39;t go down there, you jerk!" pleas, he does just that, and is appropriately killed (more like thoroughly obliterated) by the shadowy figure with insatiable blood lust on its mind. In the victim&♯39;s case, dereliction of duty and sheer cowardliness would have been the wise decision. The scene is actually well-directed (for a change) and develops much suspense, as the entire film surprisingly does.
　　The crew finally catches on that they have an unwanted ship crasher on board, and try every possible means at their disposal to eliminate it, but the unknown creature seems to copping an anti-death attitude. Proving to be an even more clever, worthy adversary, &♯39;IT!&♯39; also hides out in the ventilation shafts of the ship (now that should ring a bell). Cahn&♯39;s forceful direction generates considerable tension as the malevolent stowaway works its way up from one level of the confined ship to the next, eventually leaving the remaining characters trapped at the top. The movie&♯39;s suspense is blunt and right to the point: "IT!&♯39; has to kill them or starve, hence they have to kill "IT!" or die. Nothing like those "no two ways about it" choices. Rent it, or check for it on cable if you wish to know the outcome.
　　For a low-budget quickie, IT! is quite impressive and memorable. The dreaded sense of claustrophobic tension, rendering the characters&♯39; helpless entrapment, is highly effective. This is a production in which the limited budget and small sets actually work in favor of the plot&♯39;s scary ambience. The black & white photography (Yes, it&♯39;s one of those!) helps to enhance its dark, creepy mood, and the sense of apprehension is quite high. (Modern day color freaks never seem to take that into consideration). The plot is also somewhat cynically ironic: If the creature hadn&♯39;t stowed away on the ship, Carruthers would have most likely been found guilty of the charges against him.
　　The intelligent script (see what I mean about "rareity") was penned by noted Science-Fiction author Jerome Bixby (remember Twilight Zone&♯39;s "It&♯39;s a Good Life")? The picture&♯39;s taut editing eliminates any extraneous dross. (ALIEN tended to drag in its first hour with its sophomoric dialogue, and why did it have to include that stupid and ultimately counter-productive sub-plot of Ash being a robot, and further dragging the story down to another big bad conspiracy cliche? UNNECESSARY!!!)
　　Director Cahn astutely keeps the rubber-suited monster off-screen and in the shadows through-out most of the proceedings, keeping your paranoid imagination on constant alert. Unfortunately, perhaps at the studio&♯39;s commercial insistance, it is a little over-revealed at the climax, but I haven&♯39;t claimed this to be the perfect masterpiece. The performances, though nothing award-winning, are nevertheless cool enough so that one becomes sincerely concerned as to their fates. Not many movies in recent times ever come close to achieving that. They can be over-produced from here to eternity, and usually only succeed in being gloriously annoying.
　　This film&♯39;s story is not really totally original (what is?), for it is based on A.E. Van Vogt&♯39;s "VOYAGE OF THE SPACE BEAGLE." All ALIEN fanatics should track down an old used copy to see where the initial influence came from.
　　As long as you&♯39;re not craving another CGI wind-ding, you may find it worthwhile. Just don&♯39;t expect the women to be Ripley precursors. This was still the sock-knitting fifties, sad to say.

　　1183年圣诞节，年迈的英国国王亨利二世（彼德·奥图 Peter O&♯39;Toole 饰）决定选举王位继承人。亨利二世谕示他分居的妻子依莲娜（凯瑟琳·赫本 Katharine Hepburn 饰）带回三个儿子理查德（安东尼·霍普金斯 Anthony Hopkins 饰）、杰弗里（约翰·卡索 John Castle 饰）和约翰（尼吉尔·特瑞 Nigel Terry 饰）回宫团聚，以便乘机选出王位继承人。然而亨利二世和依莲娜对继承人的意见大有分歧，再加上亨利二世的情妇艾莱丝（简·麦罗 Jane Merrow 饰）也纠缠其间。不仅如此，年轻狡猾的法国国王菲利普（提摩西·道尔顿 Timothy Dalton 饰）也加入了争权夺位的宫廷战争之中。
　　本片根据詹姆斯·古德曼的同名话剧改编而成，荣获1969年第41届奥斯卡金像奖最佳女演员、最佳改编剧本、最佳配乐在内的3项大奖4项提名，并荣获1969年第26届金球奖剧情类最佳影片、剧情类最佳男演员在内的2项大奖5项提名。

　　查尔斯（休•格兰特）虽是婚礼上的常客，却对结婚怀有莫名疑惧。某个乡村婚礼上，他对美国姑娘凯瑞（安迪•麦克道威尔）一见倾心，不顾朋友大嚼有关她的诸多是非，与她共度了美好的一夜，次日，凯莉不支一声回了美国，查尔斯被搞得心神不宁。两月过去，伦敦某个婚礼上，两人又遇，但凯瑞正准备结婚，不过在她的主动下，两人再次共度良宵。
　　又一月，查尔斯收到凯瑞的结婚请柬，挑礼物时，他再与凯莉相遇，对方向他讲起自己的风流韵史，搞得查尔斯很想开口同她求婚。垂头丧气地参加完凯瑞的婚礼后，查尔斯接受了他并不爱的女孩的表白，而直到某次葬礼的来临，“爱你在心口难开”的他才决定鼓足勇气向又一次遇见的凯瑞表白爱意。

　　一只可爱的拉布拉多犬被选去接受导盲犬的培训。为了让它与人类建立感情，它被寄养在一对夫妇的家里，因为身上有一个棕色的胎记，像一只飞翔的海鸥，便给它取名小Q。训练十分艰苦，但小Q还是成为了导盲犬，认识了第一位主人渡边先生，可是渡边先生却怀疑。情况刚有了好转，渡边先生却病倒了，小Q只好回到了训练中心。
　　小Q已经在训练中心度过了7年，这时它又能回到了“养父母”的家了，可是它却患病了……

　　故事发生在一座坐落于边郊的小镇之中，玛丽（布朗什·加丁 Blanche Gardin 饰）的生活并不富裕，一家人的主要收入来源都依靠丈夫的家庭津贴，玛丽人生唯一的希望就是她的儿子。然而，有一天，玛丽震惊的发现，自己的一段性爱录像竟然流出到了网络之上，她非常担心自己的儿子会看到这段录像。
　　伯特兰（德尼·波达利德斯 Denis Podalydès 饰）非常爱自己的妹妹，而这个可怜的女孩正在遭受一段令她受伤颇深的网络暴力的骚扰。克里斯汀（科琳娜·马谢罗 Corinne Masiero 饰）是一名网约车司机，因为她在约车网站上评分太低而导致业绩低下。三个社会的底层人士，在某一日，他们突然发现他们糟糕的生活或许正是互联网和社交媒体造成的，于是三人一拍即合，决定为自己讨回公道。

　　一对夫妇被困在孤岛上，一股不可预见的力量找上了他们，而女人正在变得越来越脱离自己，她不再是自己了……

　　人头攒动的东京秋叶原，是动漫、游戏迷心中的圣地。他们从四面八方云集于此，寻找心中的至爱。小眼镜男山田刚司（伊藤淳史 饰）是一个终日游荡在秋叶原的销售员，他性格内向，毫无主见，事业和爱情没有着落。当然，他的心中也有着心仪的对象，那就是经常会在电车上遇到的美人青山沙织（伊东美咲 饰）。某晚，一个醉汉（泉谷しげる 饰）大闹电车，甚至骚扰到青山小姐。山田鼓起勇气解围，青山分外感谢，日后更送他爱马仕的茶具作为感谢。
　　没有恋爱经验的山田面对爱人不知所措，他以电车男的网名登陆留言板，向陌生的好友们寻求帮助。大家纷纷出谋划策，共同帮助山田踏上追寻爱情的道路……

　　刚服完兵役的莫东（韩石圭 饰）坐火车回家的路上认识了美爱（沈惠珍 饰）。不知为何，莫东感觉自己以后的生活都会跟美爱有牵连。回家后的莫东正找工作，他再次遇到了美爱，美爱是在夜总会唱歌的，更是黑帮老大（文成根 饰）的女友。莫东也因为美爱的关系加入了黑社会。
　　忠心耿耿的莫东对美爱却有一丝丝的好感，而美爱冷酷的外表后面是一颗炽热的心。没想到，他们的组织面临解散，莫东打算付出自己的所有以及心爱的女人，他却得不到应有的回报……

　　克里斯蒂安（瑞秋·麦克亚当斯 Rachel McAdams 饰）与下属伊莎贝拉（劳米·拉佩斯 Noomi Rapace 饰）在工作之外还有不少私人接触，然而表面良好的关系之下，克里斯蒂安为获得事业发展不惜剽窃了伊莎贝拉的广告创意，将功劳揽在自己身上，心生罅隙的伊莎贝拉与克里斯蒂安的情人德克（保罗·安德森 Paul Anderson 饰）发生了关系，并试图挽回自己因克里斯蒂安遭受的职业挫折，结果遭到了克里斯蒂安更强烈的羞辱。伊莎贝拉发现克里斯蒂安掌握德克贪污的证据，并欲将之告发，伊莎贝拉随即将证据藏匿。不久，克里斯蒂安在自己家中被害，现场遗留的证据指向伊莎贝拉，然而她是真正的凶手么？

　　梅洛蒂（莎拉·亚金饰演）和她的妹妹莱拉（艾尔西·费舍尔饰）与朋友但丁（雅各布·拉铁摩尔饰）和露丝（尼尔·哈德森饰）一同前往偏远的德克萨斯州哈洛镇，开始一项理想主义的新商业冒险。但他们的梦想很快就演变成了一场噩梦，因为他们不小心破坏了人皮杀人魔的家，这个疯狂连环杀手的血腥事迹，让当地人至今心有余悸，其中包括莎莉·哈迪斯（欧文·弗热瑞饰），作为人皮杀人魔 1973 年大屠杀中的唯一幸存者，她决心寻求复仇。

　　故事讲述了一位哈佛毕业生露西在被另一半贴上“性恐惧症”的标签后，为了证明他是错的，露西列出了一份相当疯狂的待办事项清单，让她踏上了一段自我发现、友谊和新爱的旋风般的旅程。