一条叫旺达的鱼
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  一部令人忍俊不禁的喜剧。四个贼人在策划一桩钻石盗窃案,成员有患有口吃的肯(麦克·帕林 Michael Palin饰)、乔治(汤姆·乔治森Tom Georgeson饰)、乔治的女友旺达(杰米·李·柯蒂斯 Jamie Lee Curtis饰)——碰巧肯把他最爱吃的鱼也称为“旺达”、奥托(凯文·克莱恩 Kevin Kline饰)。尽管盗窃过程发生了小插曲,几人还是得到了价值连城的宝贝,怎料麻烦事却一桩接一桩。
  旺达和奥托出卖乔治向警察告密,乔治被捕,钻石却被他藏了起来。为了打听钻石下落,旺达色诱乔治的律师利奇(约翰·克立斯 John Cleese饰),险些被利奇自己捉奸在床。慌乱逃脱的旺达遗留了一条项链在利奇家,上面有打开钻石宝盒的钥匙。
  旺达沮丧万分,千方百计问利奇要回项链,欲速不达的她闹出了幕幕笑话,那边厢凶神恶煞的肯又即将杀到……

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