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简介:

  广告人越疯狂,做出的广告就越有笑点。某广告公司的文案编辑安·莫瑞(杜德利·摩尔扮演),发现自己只能想出老实的广告文案之后,被公司送进了精神病院。然而讽刺的是,他的这种直言不讳的文案风格却大受欢迎,并开始和精神病院中的“疯子”们一起合作,写出更多既实在又疯狂得让人拍案叫绝的文案。以下就是几则“疯子”们创作的搞笑文案和片中的部分爆笑点。
  爆笑点之一:为美联航空公司做的广告文案——“乘坐美联航空公司的飞机,大部分乘客都能活着回去。”
  爆笑点之二:为邮局做的广告文案。一辆飞速行驶的邮车在公路上横冲直撞。邮递员亲切和蔼地说:“为了能把您的信件及时送达,撞死几个人又何妨?”
  爆笑点之三:给某旅行社做的巴哈马群岛的旅游广告。一个丰腴性感的比基尼女郎充斥整个画面,她的名字叫做“巴哈马”,广告语为:“进入巴哈马!”镜头一切换,无数接线员在跟投诉者解释:“我们提供的服务不包括‘进入女郎身体’这个项目。”
  爆笑点之四:一个亚裔青年精神病患者在得到了一辆汽车的奖赏后,急于试试身手,一边脚踩油门,一边骂骂咧咧:“他妈的,先轧死几个白人。”
  爆笑点之五:给纽约市做的形象广告——“这里的谋杀案发生数量比去年少了一件。”
  爆笑点之六:给索尼公司做的广告文案。播出前版本(美国人描述):“因为日本人(个子矮)的眼睛离电子元件的距离比较近,所以电器由他们生产。” 播出后版本(日本人描述):“由于西方人(个子高)的眼睛离电子元件的距离比较远,所以这种攒精密仪器的活儿由我们来干,索尼电器。”

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  奥利弗(马克·莱斯特 Mark Lester 饰)是一名孤儿,从小在教会中长大。九岁时,奥利弗被派遣到工厂做工,之后又来到殡仪馆成为了学徒。奥利弗的聪慧和机敏让他很快就在殡仪馆里站稳了脚跟,但与此同时,他亦遭到了同伴们的妒忌,他们故意挑衅激怒奥利弗,最终奥利弗离开了殡仪馆。
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  Out of the fifties &♯39;B&♯39; Science-Fiction monster movies, this easily ranks as the best. It&♯39;s most notable as the film that ALIEN is an unaccredited remake of, thus giving it a certain historical significance.
  The intriguing plot is about the rescue of the only marooned survivor (Col. Carruthers) of an ill-fated expedition to Mars. The authorities, pig-headed as usual, falsely assume that he murdered his fellow crew members, so that he&♯39;d have more provisions to survive; hence he is being brought back to Earth to face court-martial for murder. (There is also a somewhat interesting plot reversal here: Most movies of this nature usually begin with the ship leaving Earth, enroute to its otherworld destination, while, in this case, the "story" is believed finished, and begins as the characters take-off from the other planet, returning to Earth). As the rescue ship is leaving Mars, a lurking, ominous shadow is seen in the lower compartment. (A frightening, atmospheric moment, accomplished through sheer economy and simplicity).
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